Christopher asked me this morning what’s my favorite African animal and I told him I wasn’t sure I didn’t have a favorite and I told him he was my favorite Christopher.
He said what other Christophers are there?
I said there’s Christopher Robin.
But he’s not an African animal in fact he’s not even real.
I said how do you know he’s not real?
Because he’s a made up character.
I said how do you know African isn’t made up?neither one of us never been there.
he said because people talk about it National Geographic all the time.
I said people talk about Christopher Robin all the time.
How do you know National Geographic isn’t made up?
you’ve never been there either.
Everybody knows Africa is real. Christopher Robin is made up.
Centuries ago everybody knew the sun went around the earth the earth centered universe in fact if you didn’t believe that they were inclined to kill you.
Dad you’re so annoying.